Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 17 | 0 | 1 |
| 2025 | 20 | 8 | 2 | 10 | 162 | 159 | 0 | 26 |
| 2024 | 33 | 21 | 2 | 10 | 265 | 196 | 0 | 65 |
| 2022 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 36 | 40 | 0 | 7 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 26/01/2026 | vs The Bothersome Boys |
5
11
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs Crouch Potatoes Reserves (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs Secure the Bag OG |
6
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Wanyamas in Pyjamas
02/06/2025 (Won 44 - 7)
Greatest thrashing
vs
HIGH 5'S
08/09/2025 (Lost 4 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
Wanyamas in Pyjamas
02/06/2025 (Won 44 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 21/03/2024 To 28/03/2024
Longest losing streak
8 From 28/03/2024 To 21/03/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday Spring 5s 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Spring 5s 2024 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 120 | 109 | 11 | 21 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
L
L
L
W
L
W
L
W
L
L
Results
| 16/05/2024 |
| 09/05/2024 |
| 02/05/2024 |
| 25/04/2024 |
| 18/04/2024 |
| 11/04/2024 |
| 04/04/2024 |
| 28/03/2024 |
| 21/03/2024 |
| 14/03/2024 |
| 07/03/2024 |
| 29/02/2024 |
| 22/02/2024 |
| 15/02/2024 |
