Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 94 | 50 | 0 | 18 |
| 2025 | 33 | 25 | 1 | 7 | 389 | 275 | 0 | 76 |
| 2024 | 39 | 26 | 0 | 13 | 434 | 318 | 0 | 78 |
| 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 54 | 0 | 13 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 09/11/2023 | vs Breaded Ham (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 16/11/2023 | vs Aged like Milk FC |
5
12
|
| 23/11/2023 | vs Ebeneezers |
7
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Mean Machine FC
09/05/2024 (Won 18 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Aged like Milk FC
01/02/2024 (Lost 4 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
EUFC
22/01/2026 (Won 21 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
18 From 03/04/2025 To 20/11/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 20/11/2025 To 03/04/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Winter 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Winter 2023 | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 90 | 63 | 27 | 22 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
L
W
W
L
Results
| 07/12/2023 |
| 14/12/2023 |
| 21/12/2023 |
| 28/12/2023 |
| 04/01/2024 |
| 11/01/2024 |
| 18/01/2024 |
| 25/01/2024 |
| 01/02/2024 |
| 08/02/2024 |
