Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2024 | 29 | 15 | 1 | 13 | 280 | 278 | 0 | 46 |
| 2023 | 60 | 30 | 4 | 26 | 736 | 506 | 0 | 94 |
| 2022 | 39 | 14 | 3 | 22 | 457 | 576 | 0 | 45 |
| 2021 | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 121 | 237 | 0 | 10 |
| 2020 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 99 | 330 | 0 | 0 |
| 2019 | 43 | 5 | 1 | 37 | 313 | 707 | 0 | 16 |
| 2018 | 16 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 121 | 292 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 12.00
Recent results
| 21/08/2018 | vs Blighty's Hardest Boozers (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 21/08/2018 | vs P Team |
6
23
|
| 28/08/2018 | vs RENFREW REPTILES |
3
13
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Rapid Out of Viennas
21/11/2023 (Won 50 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Odemchickenwingies
01/10/2019 (Lost 1 - 40)
Most goals in single game
vs
Rapid Out of Viennas
21/11/2023 (Won 50 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 07/01/2024 To 17/03/2024
Longest losing streak
50 From 17/03/2024 To 07/01/2024
Current League Stats (Autumn Monday 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Autumn Monday 5s | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 92 | 149 | -57 | 9 |
