Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 21 | 1 | 0 | 20 | 36 | 124 | 0 | 3 |
| 2024 | 40 | 6 | 7 | 27 | 76 | 135 | 0 | 25 |
| 2023 | 36 | 8 | 2 | 26 | 67 | 149 | 0 | 26 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 14/07/2025 | vs Michael Gaunt FC |
1
5
|
| 07/07/2025 | vs Stokey Fc (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 30/06/2025 | vs Fairly Messi. (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Rats
04/09/2023 (Won 6 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Judas Fc (a)
13/02/2023 (Lost 0 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Fairly Messi.
09/12/2024 (Lost 7 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 14/08/2023 To 20/03/2023
Longest losing streak
17 From 20/03/2023 To 14/08/2023
Current League Stats (Hackney Monday 7s League!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Hackney Monday 7s League! | 16 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 32 | 73 | -41 | 2 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
D
L
L
L
D
L
L
L
Results
| 03/02/2025 |
| 27/01/2025 |
| 20/01/2025 |
| 13/01/2025 |
| 06/01/2025 |
| 09/12/2024 |
| 02/12/2024 |
| 25/11/2024 |
| 18/11/2024 |
| 11/11/2024 |
| 04/11/2024 |
| 28/10/2024 |
| 21/10/2024 |
| 07/10/2024 |
| 30/09/2024 |
| 23/09/2024 |
