Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 43 | 29 | 5 | 9 | 210 | 103 | 0 | 92 |
| 2024 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 25 | 17 | 0 | 7 |
| 2023 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 5 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 14/01/2026 | vs North London Players FC |
5
2
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs The Lovely Boys. |
1
2
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs Plonk FC |
8
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Lincoln Beavers
14/05/2025 (Won 14 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Talking Zahardest
09/07/2025 (Lost 2 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
DECIMA DEVILS
29/11/2023 (Won 19 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 26/03/2025 To 19/03/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 19/03/2025 To 26/03/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday Winter 5's Men's League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Winter 5's Men's League | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 104 | 22 | 82 | 28 |
