Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 42 | 15 | 6 | 21 | 75 | 97 | 0 | 51 |
| 2024 | 42 | 20 | 8 | 14 | 86 | 72 | 0 | 68 |
| 2023 | 45 | 15 | 9 | 21 | 83 | 104 | 0 | 54 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 11/12/2025 | vs Abbots Army |
2
4
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs Bayern Bru |
1
7
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs Ladzio |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Athletico Patheticos
07/08/2025 (Won 6 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Be Giroud Not To
07/09/2023 (Lost 0 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
Athletico Patheticos
07/08/2025 (Won 6 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 02/11/2023 To 09/03/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 05/01/2023 To 02/11/2023
Current League Stats (Holmes Chapel - Autumn 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Holmes Chapel - Autumn 2025 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 9 | 53 | -44 | 0 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
Results
| 11/12/2025 |
| 04/12/2025 |
| 27/11/2025 |
| 20/11/2025 |
| 13/11/2025 |
| 06/11/2025 |
| 30/10/2025 |
| 23/10/2025 |
| 16/10/2025 |
| 09/10/2025 |
| 02/10/2025 |
| 25/09/2025 |
| 18/09/2025 |
