Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 18 | 15 | 0 | 3 | 144 | 49 | 0 | 45 |
| 2024 | 43 | 18 | 7 | 18 | 168 | 159 | 0 | 61 |
| 2023 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 23 | 26 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.33
Recent results
| 09/06/2025 | vs Ladzio (a) |
5
0
|
| 02/06/2025 | vs TheFellas |
9
4
|
| 19/05/2025 | vs Pablos 5 (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Club Tropicana Drinks Fc
07/04/2025 (Won 19 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Unreal Madrid
05/02/2024 (Lost 1 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Club Tropicana Drinks Fc
07/04/2025 (Won 19 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 15/04/2024 To 02/09/2024
Longest losing streak
9 From 02/09/2024 To 15/04/2024
Current League Stats (Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5s League!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5s League! | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 62 | 15 | 47 | 18 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
W
W
W
Results
| 09/06/2025 |
| 02/06/2025 |
| 19/05/2025 |
| 12/05/2025 |
| 28/04/2025 |
| 14/04/2025 |
| 07/04/2025 |
