Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 39 | 24 | 4 | 11 | 251 | 165 | 0 | 76 |
| 2024 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 42 | 44 | 0 | 11 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.00
Recent results
| 16/12/2025 | vs Real MechEng FC (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 09/12/2025 | vs BORUSSIA NOMNOMGLADBACH (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs CIGARETTES & AL-HILAL |
7
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
High Elms FC
01/04/2025 (Won 16 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
AFC HALIFAX
08/07/2025 (Lost 3 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
The 39 Step Overs
04/11/2025 (Won 16 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 18/02/2025 To 10/12/2024
Longest losing streak
4 From 10/12/2024 To 18/02/2025
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5s Winter league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5s Winter league | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 97 | 43 | 54 | 32 |
