Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 19 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 21 | 13 | 1 | 7 | 145 | 102 | 0 | 40 |
| 2024 | 25 | 14 | 2 | 9 | 179 | 129 | 0 | 44 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 21/01/2026 | vs SEAGRAVE 69ERS |
7
6
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs DAVID BRENTFORD |
4
5
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs LA FC |
7
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
LOFTUS CHEEKY NANDOS
17/07/2024 (Won 15 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LA FC
05/03/2025 (Lost 0 - 5)
Most goals in single game
vs
PATHETICO MADRID
08/10/2025 (Won 16 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 21/08/2024 To 26/02/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 26/02/2025 To 21/08/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 Aside League 2024 Spring/Summer)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 Aside League 2024 Spring/Summer | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 97 | 64 | 33 | 27 |
