Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 12 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 44 | 18 | 1 | 25 | 244 | 297 | 0 | 55 |
| 2024 | 43 | 15 | 0 | 28 | 225 | 271 | 0 | 45 |
| 2023 | 39 | 8 | 1 | 30 | 133 | 262 | 0 | 25 |
| 2022 | 38 | 14 | 3 | 21 | 197 | 235 | 0 | 45 |
| 2021 | 35 | 12 | 1 | 22 | 165 | 226 | 0 | 37 |
| 2020 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.00
Recent results
| 04/02/2026 | vs Pascal FC |
8
5
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs CROUCH POTATOES FC |
20
4
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs Marlborough Reds CF |
7
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
CROUCH POTATOES FC
28/01/2026 (Won 20 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Furry Bogs
08/10/2025 (Lost 1 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
CROUCH POTATOES FC
28/01/2026 (Won 20 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 13/05/2021 To 12/08/2021
Longest losing streak
30 From 12/08/2021 To 13/05/2021
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
