Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2021 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 11 | 0 | 0 |
| 2020 | 23 | 5 | 3 | 15 | 178 | 256 | 0 | 18 |
| 2019 | 37 | 11 | 2 | 24 | 283 | 446 | 0 | 35 |
| 2018 | 39 | 16 | 5 | 18 | 391 | 402 | 0 | 53 |
| 2017 | 37 | 12 | 0 | 25 | 304 | 427 | 0 | 36 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 15/04/2021 | vs MOIST TURTLES (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 08/04/2021 | vs BRICKLAYERS FC |
8
11
|
| 01/04/2021 | vs ALI FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
SMELLY BIBS FC
30/01/2020 (Won 20 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PD FC
16/05/2019 (Lost 5 - 32)
Most goals in single game
vs
NORFOLK N CHANCE IN HELL FC
12/04/2018 (Won 22 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 05/10/2017 To 20/04/2017
Longest losing streak
2 From 02/02/2017 To 05/10/2017
Current League Stats (Thurs winter 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thurs winter 5s | 13 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 63 | 146 | -83 | 9 |
