Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 5 | 5 | 30 | 234 | 411 | 0 | 20 |
| 2024 | 35 | 4 | 1 | 30 | 212 | 400 | 0 | 13 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 18/12/2025 | vs MAD DOGS (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 11/12/2025 | vs HOOTERS 4 TEA |
12
14
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs Whale Pint FC |
5
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
LEAVE MY ARSELONA
05/12/2024 (Won 16 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Athletico.Vets
09/05/2024 (Lost 3 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
LEAVE MY ARSELONA
05/12/2024 (Won 16 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 08/08/2024 To 05/12/2024
Longest losing streak
3 From 07/03/2024 To 08/08/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday Summer Men's 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Summer Men's 5's | 10 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 49 | 95 | -46 | 4 |
