Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 39 | 6 | 0 | 33 | 112 | 445 | 0 | 18 |
| 2024 | 78 | 26 | 1 | 51 | 414 | 651 | 0 | 79 |
| 2023 | 81 | 15 | 4 | 62 | 420 | 807 | 0 | 49 |
| 2022 | 66 | 16 | 4 | 46 | 475 | 656 | 0 | 52 |
| 2021 | 58 | 8 | 3 | 47 | 394 | 673 | 0 | 27 |
| 2020 | 54 | 12 | 0 | 42 | 383 | 767 | 0 | 36 |
| 2019 | 85 | 20 | 3 | 62 | 624 | 976 | 0 | 63 |
| 2018 | 53 | 16 | 4 | 33 | 424 | 593 | 0 | 52 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 20/10/2025 | vs SANDERSTEAD MAFIA |
0
10
|
| 22/09/2025 | vs PEEPING! |
0
10
|
| 18/09/2025 | vs IRREGULAR PENTAGON (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
WEEKND OFFENDERS
24/05/2018 (Won 24 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
TECKZ FC
17/07/2025 (Lost 4 - 37)
Most goals in single game
vs
WEEKND OFFENDERS
24/05/2018 (Won 24 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
18 From 22/03/2018 To 22/07/2018
Longest losing streak
48 From 22/07/2018 To 22/03/2018
Current League Stats (SUNDAY WINTER LEAGUE)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| SUNDAY WINTER LEAGUE | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 3 |
Previous Games
W
Results
| 14/10/2018 |
