Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 44 | 16 | 4 | 24 | 142 | 161 | 0 | 52 |
| 2024 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 41 | 26 | 0 | 17 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 10/12/2025 | vs Pathetico Madrid |
8
2
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs Smart Fridge FC |
7
2
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs HMRC FC (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Chunky Monkeys
11/12/2024 (Won 13 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Old City MBFB
06/08/2025 (Lost 0 - 6)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Chunky Monkeys
11/12/2024 (Won 13 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 04/12/2024 To 27/11/2024
Longest losing streak
3 From 09/10/2024 To 19/03/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday Summer Canterbury Uni Men's 5's League 14/08/24 - 20/11/24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Summer Canterbury Uni Men's 5's League 14/08/24 - 20/11/24 | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 45 | 32 | 13 | 25 |
Previous Games
W
W
D
L
L
L
Results
| 20/11/2024 |
| 13/11/2024 |
| 06/11/2024 |
| 30/10/2024 |
| 23/10/2024 |
| 09/10/2024 |
