Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 35 | 64 | 0 | 4 |
| 2025 | 46 | 25 | 4 | 17 | 318 | 260 | 0 | 79 |
| 2024 | 45 | 22 | 2 | 21 | 311 | 302 | 0 | 68 |
| 2023 | 44 | 18 | 3 | 23 | 338 | 357 | 0 | 57 |
| 2022 | 27 | 13 | 0 | 14 | 219 | 215 | 0 | 39 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 12.00
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs KLOPPY TOPPY FC |
3
18
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs ED DAUNTS MAJIC MEN |
8
11
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs CROYDON SPARTANS |
7
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PSD FC
06/06/2022 (Won 20 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
KLOPPY TOPPY FC
09/02/2026 (Lost 3 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
CHIPSTEAD WARRIORS
04/09/2023 (Won 25 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 08/08/2022 To 25/07/2022
Longest losing streak
14 From 25/07/2022 To 08/08/2022
Current League Stats (Tuesday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
