Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 63 | 22 | 0 | 21 |
| 2025 | 45 | 15 | 3 | 27 | 249 | 323 | 0 | 48 |
| 2024 | 18 | 6 | 1 | 11 | 118 | 145 | 0 | 19 |
| 2023 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 57 | 64 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 05/03/2026 | vs Club de Imperial War Museum |
10
2
|
| 26/02/2026 | vs FC Rebarcelona |
8
2
|
| 19/02/2026 | vs R men's |
6
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Chowis Family FC
05/02/2026 (Won 16 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Clangers
02/01/2025 (Lost 5 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Boca Seniors
24/07/2025 (Won 18 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 18/07/2023 To 08/08/2024
Longest losing streak
13 From 08/08/2024 To 18/07/2023
Current League Stats (Autumn Wandsworth Tuesday 5 aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
