Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 23 | 58 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 44 | 10 | 5 | 29 | 172 | 257 | 0 | 35 |
| 2024 | 48 | 18 | 3 | 27 | 220 | 235 | 0 | 57 |
| 2023 | 45 | 24 | 4 | 17 | 241 | 171 | 0 | 76 |
| 2022 | 38 | 33 | 1 | 4 | 263 | 91 | 0 | 100 |
| 2021 | 36 | 23 | 2 | 11 | 166 | 128 | 0 | 71 |
| 2020 | 23 | 15 | 2 | 6 | 132 | 59 | 0 | 47 |
| 2019 | 46 | 24 | 7 | 15 | 202 | 154 | 0 | 79 |
| 2018 | 45 | 20 | 5 | 20 | 195 | 199 | 0 | 65 |
| 2017 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 25 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.67
Recent results
| 10/03/2026 | vs BSG |
4
11
|
| 03/03/2026 | vs Old Ardinians FC |
1
14
|
| 24/02/2026 | vs MIRROR SIGNAL MALOUDA |
3
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BATTERSEA CELTIC
30/04/2024 (Won 18 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Old Ardinians FC
03/03/2026 (Lost 1 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
BATTERSEA CELTIC
30/04/2024 (Won 18 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
30 From 08/03/2018 To 05/04/2018
Longest losing streak
19 From 05/04/2018 To 08/03/2018
Current League Stats (Thursday 7s Autumn league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 7s Autumn league | 18 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 69 | 116 | -47 | 15 |
