Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 25 | 29 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 49 | 25 | 2 | 22 | 359 | 252 | 0 | 77 |
| 2024 | 46 | 22 | 1 | 23 | 273 | 280 | 0 | 67 |
| 2023 | 49 | 25 | 1 | 23 | 311 | 319 | 0 | 76 |
| 2022 | 38 | 20 | 2 | 16 | 243 | 226 | 0 | 62 |
| 2021 | 33 | 11 | 2 | 20 | 182 | 246 | 0 | 35 |
| 2020 | 23 | 8 | 2 | 13 | 127 | 177 | 0 | 26 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 02/02/2026 | vs SANDERSTEAD MAFIA |
6
13
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs BORUSSIA TEETH 2.0 |
10
0
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs KLOPPY TOPPY FC |
3
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
CROYDON FC
30/06/2025 (Won 22 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
VIVA BILONGO
09/10/2023 (Lost 1 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
CROYDON FC
30/06/2025 (Won 22 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
22 From 30/07/2020 To 08/04/2021
Longest losing streak
20 From 08/04/2021 To 30/07/2020
Current League Stats (THU JULY 20)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| THU JULY 20 | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 83 | 95 | -12 | 22 |
Previous Games
W
L
L
W
W
Results
| 29/10/2020 |
| 22/10/2020 |
| 15/10/2020 |
| 08/10/2020 |
| 01/10/2020 |
| 24/09/2020 |
| 17/09/2020 |
| 10/09/2020 |
| 03/09/2020 |
| 27/08/2020 |
| 20/08/2020 |
| 13/08/2020 |
| 06/08/2020 |
| 30/07/2020 |
