Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 21 | 44 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 41 | 15 | 2 | 24 | 267 | 466 | 0 | 47 |
| 2024 | 22 | 4 | 0 | 18 | 137 | 313 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 14.67
Recent results
| 22/01/2026 | vs Puddi Mashers |
7
11
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs Plebs FC |
6
22
|
| 08/01/2026 | vs FC Gambia |
8
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hustlers University
08/05/2025 (Won 11 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Patrick Thistle
05/12/2024 (Lost 6 - 32)
Most goals in single game
vs
Studs United
20/11/2025 (Won 14 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 03/10/2024 To 30/01/2025
Longest losing streak
14 From 30/01/2025 To 03/10/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday's 5's Late Autumn 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday's 5's Late Autumn 2025 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 68 | 137 | -69 | 12 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
W
L
L
W
Results
| 18/12/2025 |
| 11/12/2025 |
| 04/12/2025 |
| 27/11/2025 |
| 20/11/2025 |
| 13/11/2025 |
| 06/11/2025 |
| 30/10/2025 |
| 23/10/2025 |
| 16/10/2025 |
