Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 17 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 40 | 10 | 5 | 25 | 211 | 304 | 0 | 35 |
| 2024 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 57 | 82 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 22/01/2026 | vs George and Angel Pub Lads |
7
13
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs Martin FC |
3
4
|
| 08/01/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 4 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hawk Tuah Kyprianou
24/10/2024 (Won 14 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Patrick Thistle
19/12/2024 (Lost 0 - 30)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hawk Tuah Kyprianou
24/10/2024 (Won 14 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
4 From 05/12/2024 To 12/12/2024
Longest losing streak
15 From 12/12/2024 To 05/12/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday's 5's Late Autumn 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday's 5's Late Autumn 2025 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 61 | 93 | -32 | 7 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
W
L
L
D
L
W
Results
| 18/12/2025 |
| 11/12/2025 |
| 04/12/2025 |
| 27/11/2025 |
| 20/11/2025 |
| 13/11/2025 |
| 06/11/2025 |
| 30/10/2025 |
| 23/10/2025 |
| 16/10/2025 |
