Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30 | 35 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 38 | 23 | 0 | 15 | 391 | 404 | 0 | 69 |
| 2024 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 111 | 105 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 11.00
Recent results
| 10/02/2026 | vs Vale Madrid (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs Utd MASTERCLASS (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 27/01/2026 | vs DSG Chartered Accountants |
10
13
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
blink 1 eto'o
17/09/2024 (Won 18 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FLAP ARTISTS
20/08/2024 (Lost 6 - 29)
Most goals in single game
vs
Petr Cech Yourself.
29/04/2025 (Won 18 - 13)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 10/06/2025 To 04/03/2025
Longest losing streak
9 From 20/08/2024 To 10/06/2025
Current League Stats (Tuesday Adult Summer League 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday Adult Summer League 2024 | 13 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 115 | 130 | -15 | 21 |
