Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 50 | 29 | 0 | 21 |
| 2025 | 14 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 90 | 80 | 0 | 30 |
| 2024 | 23 | 11 | 2 | 10 | 145 | 126 | 0 | 35 |
| 2023 | 23 | 10 | 3 | 10 | 145 | 118 | 0 | 33 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 01/03/2026 | vs Soho Jesmond |
3
1
|
| 22/02/2026 | vs Chocolate Cake FC |
3
4
|
| 15/02/2026 | vs REPPELLANT ROVERS |
4
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
TEKKERSLOVAKIA.
21/01/2024 (Won 17 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Soho Jesmond
12/10/2025 (Lost 3 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
HOUSE OF PIES
01/05/2023 (Won 22 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 14/04/2024 To 22/10/2023
Longest losing streak
11 From 22/10/2023 To 14/04/2024
Current League Stats (Sunday 7s Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Sunday 7s Summer 2023 | 14 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 61 | 83 | -22 | 16 |
Previous Games
D
W
W
L
W
L
W
L
L
L
Results
| 01/10/2023 |
| 24/09/2023 |
| 17/09/2023 |
| 10/09/2023 |
| 03/09/2023 |
| 27/08/2023 |
| 20/08/2023 |
| 13/08/2023 |
| 06/08/2023 |
| 30/07/2023 |
| 23/07/2023 |
| 16/07/2023 |
| 09/07/2023 |
| 02/07/2023 |
