Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 52 | 21 | 0 | 19 |
| 2025 | 22 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 158 | 38 | 0 | 61 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 25/02/2026 | vs Prime David |
5
4
|
| 18/02/2026 | vs Big Smokes FC |
9
3
|
| 11/02/2026 | vs Barely Athletic (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Prime David
21/01/2026 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Kurds FC
27/08/2025 (Lost 0 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Shut The FA Cup
28/01/2026 (Won 11 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 02/07/2025 To 29/10/2025
Longest losing streak
1 From 29/10/2025 To 27/08/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 7's Autumn 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 7's Autumn 2025 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 78 | 12 | 66 | 28 |
