Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 62 | 41 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 18 | 0 | 6 |
| 2022 | 16 | 12 | 0 | 4 | 130 | 79 | 0 | 36 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.67
Recent results
| 05/02/2026 | vs Alban Fc |
15
17
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs Alban Fc |
14
3
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs STOP BOATENGS FC |
7
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
A WORKING PROGRESS
28/04/2022 (Won 17 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FOOTBALLS CANCELLED
14/04/2022 (Lost 2 - 5)
Most goals in single game
vs
NOT TOO XAVI
15/01/2026 (Won 17 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 20/01/2022 To 31/03/2022
Longest losing streak
2 From 31/03/2022 To 20/01/2022
Current League Stats (Thursday 5 Aside League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5 Aside League | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 108 | 59 | 49 | 22 |
Previous Games
W
W
D
W
Results
| 05/02/2026 |
| 29/01/2026 |
| 22/01/2026 |
| 15/01/2026 |
| 08/01/2026 |
| 18/12/2025 |
| 11/12/2025 |
| 04/12/2025 |
| 27/11/2025 |
