Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 2023 | 19 | 6 | 2 | 11 | 66 | 112 | 0 | 20 |
| 2022 | 47 | 13 | 1 | 33 | 205 | 276 | 0 | 40 |
| 2021 | 19 | 13 | 1 | 5 | 129 | 90 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 05/05/2021 | vs FC DONK |
4
1
|
| 12/05/2021 | vs JOHNNY FC |
8
6
|
| 19/05/2021 | vs BEST FRIENDS UNITED |
6
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
NO SPRAY, NO PLAY
08/06/2022 (Won 14 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
OFFSIDE RELOADED
15/02/2023 (Lost 0 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
SNAKES FC
14/07/2021 (Won 15 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 29/03/2023 To 16/11/2022
Longest losing streak
14 From 01/03/2023 To 29/03/2023
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Summer League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Summer League | 14 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 109 | 55 | 54 | 39 |
