Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 22 | 15 | 2 | 5 | 280 | 184 | 0 | 47 |
| 2024 | 23 | 14 | 3 | 6 | 269 | 172 | 0 | 45 |
| 2023 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 88 | 95 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.00
Recent results
| 22/12/2025 | vs CASS FC (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
| 15/12/2025 | vs THE MADLADS |
9
6
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs IF WE HAD A KEEPER (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Neverbee Athletic
12/08/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Ball Of Duty
02/10/2023 (Lost 5 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
SURREY KICKERS
09/12/2024 (Won 26 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 16/10/2023 To 25/09/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 25/09/2023 To 16/10/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5s DIV 2 24.07.23)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s DIV 2 24.07.23 | 13 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 74 | 111 | -37 | 9 |
