Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 31 | 23 | 3 | 5 | 396 | 216 | 0 | 72 |
| 2024 | 38 | 21 | 3 | 14 | 243 | 174 | 0 | 66 |
| 2023 | 27 | 17 | 2 | 8 | 147 | 110 | 0 | 53 |
| 2020 | 22 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 95 | 101 | 0 | 24 |
| 2019 | 41 | 14 | 3 | 24 | 190 | 247 | 0 | 45 |
| 2018 | 15 | 10 | 2 | 3 | 102 | 52 | 0 | 32 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 09/12/2025 | vs ABC |
9
11
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs GAMBLING ADDICTS (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
| 18/11/2025 | vs TONY SMITH FC |
19
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Euan Bowman FC
15/04/2025 (Won 21 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SALAD DODGERS FC
13/08/2019 (Lost 3 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
RUBBER DIGNE RAPIDS
13/05/2025 (Won 21 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 25/09/2018 To 18/09/2018
Longest losing streak
13 From 18/09/2018 To 21/05/2019
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5s League Winter 25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5s League Winter 25 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 37 | 26 | 11 | 6 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
Results
| 09/12/2025 |
| 02/12/2025 |
| 18/11/2025 |
| 11/11/2025 |
