Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2024 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 30 | 0 | 6 |
| 2023 | 13 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 91 | 81 | 0 | 18 |
| 2022 | 55 | 42 | 5 | 8 | 503 | 260 | 0 | 131 |
| 2021 | 56 | 39 | 2 | 15 | 411 | 225 | 0 | 119 |
| 2020 | 45 | 32 | 2 | 11 | 322 | 191 | 0 | 98 |
| 2019 | 59 | 40 | 1 | 18 | 679 | 395 | 0 | 121 |
| 2018 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 177 | 62 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.67
Recent results
| 18/11/2024 | vs Arbonne FC |
0
10
|
| 11/11/2024 | vs Sons of Pitches |
7
9
|
| 04/11/2024 | vs Silly Cabbages FC |
16
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
ADAM FC
29/10/2018 (Won 34 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Cobra Kai FC
07/10/2019 (Lost 4 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
ADAM FC
29/10/2018 (Won 34 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
42 From 22/10/2018 To 30/09/2019
Longest losing streak
14 From 30/09/2019 To 05/08/2019
Current League Stats (Monday 5's Autumn 2018)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's Autumn 2018 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 220 | 90 | 130 | 34 |
