Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2019 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 22 | 0 | 6 |
| 2018 | 28 | 18 | 2 | 8 | 259 | 170 | 0 | 56 |
| 2017 | 40 | 18 | 9 | 13 | 314 | 236 | 0 | 63 |
| 2016 | 35 | 22 | 3 | 10 | 421 | 259 | 0 | 69 |
| 2015 | 41 | 19 | 3 | 19 | 397 | 348 | 0 | 60 |
| 2014 | 28 | 19 | 1 | 8 | 293 | 155 | 0 | 58 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 14/07/2019 | vs PAIN IN THE ARSENAL (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 07/07/2019 | vs PUYOL PANTS DOWN (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 30/06/2019 | vs ENERGIE FITNESS BLAYDON FC |
2
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
GEC
25/08/2016 (Won 30 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
WE HATE BEANS
24/03/2016 (Lost 4 - 24)
Most goals in single game
vs
GEC
25/08/2016 (Won 30 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 28/08/2014 To 21/08/2014
Longest losing streak
13 From 21/08/2014 To 13/11/2014
Current League Stats (Thurs Night Div One)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thurs Night Div One | 14 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 145 | 81 | 64 | 30 |
