Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 37 | 24 | 2 | 11 | 120 | 71 | 0 | 74 |
| 2024 | 41 | 22 | 7 | 12 | 114 | 87 | 0 | 73 |
| 2023 | 38 | 23 | 3 | 12 | 110 | 79 | 0 | 72 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.33
Recent results
| 26/01/2026 | vs London Dens 1 |
1
1
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs Leyton ballers |
9
1
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs Fairly Messi |
3
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Leyton ballers
19/01/2026 (Won 9 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Judas Fc (a)
24/06/2024 (Lost 1 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Rats
08/12/2025 (Won 10 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 09/10/2023 To 15/05/2023
Longest losing streak
10 From 15/05/2023 To 09/10/2023
Current League Stats (Hackney Monday 7 aside Summer)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Hackney Monday 7 aside Summer | 16 | 13 | 1 | 2 | 54 | 28 | 26 | 40 |
Previous Games
W
L
D
W
W
W
L
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 24/11/2025 |
| 17/11/2025 |
| 10/11/2025 |
| 03/11/2025 |
| 20/10/2025 |
| 13/10/2025 |
| 06/10/2025 |
| 22/09/2025 |
| 15/09/2025 |
| 08/09/2025 |
| 01/09/2025 |
| 11/08/2025 |
| 04/08/2025 |
| 28/07/2025 |
| 14/07/2025 |
| 07/07/2025 |
