Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 27 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 45 | 19 | 1 | 25 | 229 | 237 | 0 | 58 |
| 2024 | 38 | 19 | 3 | 16 | 189 | 212 | 0 | 60 |
| 2023 | 42 | 22 | 2 | 18 | 242 | 179 | 0 | 68 |
| 2022 | 38 | 10 | 4 | 24 | 201 | 249 | 0 | 34 |
| 2021 | 31 | 7 | 3 | 21 | 126 | 248 | 0 | 24 |
| 2020 | 21 | 11 | 1 | 9 | 114 | 111 | 0 | 34 |
| 2019 | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 75 | 99 | 0 | 19 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 02/02/2026 | vs Netsix and chill |
1
10
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs VAUXBALLERS FC |
6
2
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs Whitechapel Wanderers (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
THE WORM FC
28/07/2025 (Won 16 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
ON THE MENDY
06/12/2021 (Lost 4 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
THE WORM FC
28/07/2025 (Won 16 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
22 From 17/02/2020 To 14/09/2020
Longest losing streak
23 From 14/09/2020 To 17/02/2020
Current League Stats (Monday 5 Aside Winter League 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5 Aside Winter League 2023 | 14 | 11 | 0 | 3 | 94 | 31 | 63 | 33 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
L
W
W
W
W
W
L
L
Results
| 29/01/2024 |
| 22/01/2024 |
| 15/01/2024 |
| 08/01/2024 |
| 18/12/2023 |
| 11/12/2023 |
| 04/12/2023 |
| 27/11/2023 |
| 20/11/2023 |
| 13/11/2023 |
| 06/11/2023 |
| 30/10/2023 |
| 23/10/2023 |
| 16/10/2023 |
