Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 35 | 30 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 43 | 19 | 3 | 21 | 289 | 309 | 0 | 60 |
| 2024 | 43 | 14 | 4 | 25 | 253 | 388 | 0 | 46 |
| 2023 | 18 | 8 | 3 | 7 | 122 | 131 | 0 | 27 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 6 ** (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs EAST DULWICH HELMELTS |
3
7
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs Shakib Donetsk FC |
15
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Barnett
24/07/2024 (Won 15 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Pathetico Madrid1
22/05/2024 (Lost 1 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
Shakib Donetsk FC
26/01/2026 (Won 15 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 17/01/2024 To 22/11/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 22/11/2023 To 17/01/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 Aside Summer League 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 Aside Summer League 2023 | 13 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 90 | 84 | 6 | 21 |
