Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 41 | 32 | 4 | 5 | 438 | 233 | 0 | 100 |
| 2024 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 26 | 65 | 0 | 5 |
| 2022 | 18 | 13 | 0 | 5 | 213 | 116 | 0 | 39 |
| 2021 | 29 | 21 | 2 | 6 | 315 | 208 | 0 | 65 |
| 2020 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 92 | 126 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 30/12/2025 | vs Two Knight (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 23/12/2025 | vs Klopps n Robbers! |
0
0
|
| 16/12/2025 | vs Ruth's Barmy Army only can play 9.15 |
11
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Micro Machines no 9:15s
17/02/2022 (Won 30 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
CAERPHILLY TOWN 7.45-8.30
27/08/2020 (Lost 9 - 24)
Most goals in single game
vs
Micro Machines no 9:15s
17/02/2022 (Won 30 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 26/11/2020 To 05/08/2021
Longest losing streak
6 From 05/08/2021 To 26/11/2020
Current League Stats (Thursday Adult Winter 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Adult Winter 5s | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 35 | 48 | -13 | 6 |
