Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 65 | 30 | 0 | 12 |
| 2024 | 15 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 55 | 64 | 0 | 23 |
| 2023 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 52 | 47 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 14.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.67
Recent results
| 23/02/2026 | vs Grosvenor Net Gain |
21
9
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs Hangover 96. |
14
9
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs C. Block Bandits |
7
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Stroke City
27/10/2023 (Won 14 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
CF Club de Mental Biscuits
26/01/2024 (Lost 3 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
Grosvenor Net Gain
23/02/2026 (Won 21 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 24/11/2023 To 01/12/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 01/12/2023 To 24/11/2023
Current League Stats (Friday Student 7 a-side)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Friday Student 7 a-side | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 12 |
