Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 56 | 39 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 90 | 61 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 19/02/2026 | vs GARDENERS FC |
20
11
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs Konstrukt FC |
13
11
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs STILL GAME FC THURS |
5
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
TOE FC
22/01/2026 (Won 13 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Yibs FC
29/01/2026 (Lost 5 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
GARDENERS FC
19/02/2026 (Won 20 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 09/10/2025 To 23/10/2025
Longest losing streak
1 From 23/10/2025 To 09/10/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Night Summer 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Night Summer 2025 | 14 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 83 | 109 | -26 | 16 |
