Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 20 | 54 | 0 | 3 |
| 2024 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 35 | 86 | 0 | 4 |
| 2023 | 26 | 6 | 1 | 19 | 182 | 324 | 0 | 19 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 16.67
Recent results
| 19/06/2023 | vs Juve Been Slapped |
5
19
|
| 26/06/2023 | vs Real Gents |
10
13
|
| 03/07/2023 | vs Boca Seniors |
4
18
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Barely Athletic FC2
25/09/2023 (Won 18 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Its About to Get Messi
14/08/2023 (Lost 5 - 32)
Most goals in single game
vs
Barely Athletic FC2
25/09/2023 (Won 18 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 11/03/2024 To 20/11/2023
Longest losing streak
15 From 26/02/2024 To 11/03/2024
Current League Stats (Autumn Monday 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Autumn Monday 5's | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 95 | 123 | -28 | 15 |
