Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 55 | 72 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 42 | 21 | 1 | 20 | 350 | 353 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 17 | 6 | 2 | 9 | 155 | 174 | 0 | 20 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 25/02/2026 | vs LA FC |
6
14
|
| 18/02/2026 | vs Shropshire United |
15
8
|
| 11/02/2026 | vs Balotellitubbies FC |
8
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
OB City FC
19/02/2025 (Won 15 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Gangstas Allardyce FC
15/01/2025 (Lost 4 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
Brockwell Baddies
23/10/2024 (Won 20 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 29/01/2024 To 08/01/2025
Longest losing streak
8 From 29/04/2024 To 05/02/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s 2024 Season 2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s 2024 Season 2 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 62 | 154 | -92 | 6 |
Previous Games
L
L
Results
| 25/09/2024 |
| 18/09/2024 |
