Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 56 | 25 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 45 | 17 | 2 | 26 | 347 | 410 | 0 | 53 |
| 2024 | 42 | 22 | 5 | 15 | 397 | 329 | 0 | 71 |
| 2023 | 46 | 18 | 1 | 27 | 394 | 446 | 0 | 55 |
| 2022 | 46 | 18 | 2 | 26 | 468 | 536 | 0 | 56 |
| 2021 | 29 | 15 | 2 | 12 | 289 | 282 | 0 | 47 |
| 2020 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 104 | 172 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 17/02/2026 | vs Corinthians FC |
17
0
|
| 10/02/2026 | vs SHATNERS |
7
10
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs Banjo Ballers |
13
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HARDLY ATHLETIC FC!
22/03/2022 (Won 24 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SETTIO FC
05/08/2025 (Lost 4 - 24)
Most goals in single game
vs
MEAT FC
26/03/2024 (Won 25 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 05/04/2022 To 25/05/2021
Longest losing streak
32 From 25/05/2021 To 05/04/2022
Current League Stats (NGTV Tuesday Adult Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Tuesday Adult Summer 2023 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 120 | 69 | 51 | 25 |
Previous Games
W
D
W
W
W
W
L
W
W
Results
| 29/08/2023 |
| 22/08/2023 |
| 15/08/2023 |
| 08/08/2023 |
| 01/08/2023 |
| 25/07/2023 |
| 18/07/2023 |
| 11/07/2023 |
| 04/07/2023 |
| 27/06/2023 |
