Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 14 | 0 | 3 |
| 2024 | 17 | 11 | 1 | 5 | 145 | 125 | 0 | 34 |
| 2023 | 35 | 28 | 2 | 5 | 358 | 163 | 0 | 86 |
| 2022 | 31 | 25 | 1 | 5 | 287 | 133 | 0 | 76 |
| 2021 | 20 | 16 | 0 | 4 | 221 | 77 | 0 | 48 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.67
Recent results
| 29/05/2025 | vs Patrick Thistle |
4
9
|
| 22/05/2025 | vs Morgan FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 15/05/2025 | vs The Bothersome Boys (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Coxy FC
01/07/2021 (Won 28 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Crouch Potatoes 2
09/05/2024 (Lost 0 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
Coxy FC
01/07/2021 (Won 28 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
26 From 20/01/2022 To 17/03/2022
Longest losing streak
5 From 17/03/2022 To 20/01/2022
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Winter 2022)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Winter 2022 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 95 | 13 | 82 | 27 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
W
Results
| 29/12/2022 |
| 22/12/2022 |
| 15/12/2022 |
| 08/12/2022 |
| 01/12/2022 |
| 24/11/2022 |
| 17/11/2022 |
| 10/11/2022 |
| 03/11/2022 |
| 27/10/2022 |
