Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 14 | 45 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 64 | 49 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 23/02/2026 | vs London Dens 1 |
3
7
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs The Rats |
1
8
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs Fairly Messi |
3
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Evfc (a)
22/12/2025 (Won 9 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Stokey Fc
19/01/2026 (Lost 1 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Mustafa Khan FC
01/12/2025 (Won 12 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
4 From 20/10/2025 To 01/12/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 01/12/2025 To 05/01/2026
Current League Stats ( Hackney Monday 7 aside Winter)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Hackney Monday 7 aside Winter | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 16 | 58 | -42 | 3 |
