Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 31 | 23 | 0 | 8 | 389 | 223 | 0 | 69 |
| 2024 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 36 | 39 | 0 | 4 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 06/10/2025 | vs BRIDGEY'S BALLERS |
7
5
|
| 29/09/2025 | vs INTER KEBAB |
15
5
|
| 22/09/2025 | vs IT DOESN'T MATTER |
7
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Neighbourhood Watch
08/09/2025 (Won 30 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
EMILE SNIFFS ROWES
21/04/2025 (Lost 2 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Neighbourhood Watch
08/09/2025 (Won 30 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 30/12/2024 To 20/01/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 20/01/2025 To 30/12/2024
Current League Stats (Monday Autumn Men's 5's 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Autumn Men's 5's 2024 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 60 | 64 | -4 | 10 |
Previous Games
L
D
W
L
Results
| 06/01/2025 |
| 30/12/2024 |
| 23/12/2024 |
| 16/12/2024 |
| 09/12/2024 |
