Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 87 | 76 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 39 | 20 | 4 | 15 | 363 | 367 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 43 | 19 | 4 | 20 | 349 | 376 | 0 | 61 |
| 2023 | 43 | 18 | 2 | 23 | 363 | 392 | 0 | 56 |
| 2022 | 36 | 8 | 1 | 27 | 269 | 385 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 07/02/2022 | vs Jokes A-Side |
8
10
|
| 14/02/2022 | vs DU FC |
5
15
|
| 21/02/2022 | vs ** VACANCY 1 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Arbonne FC
02/10/2023 (Won 33 - 9)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Hardly Athletic
20/03/2023 (Lost 6 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
Arbonne FC
02/10/2023 (Won 33 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 14/07/2025 To 09/03/2026
Longest losing streak
21 From 09/03/2026 To 27/01/2025
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Spring 2022)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Spring 2022 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 75 | 95 | -20 | 6 |
