Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 38 | 13 | 2 | 23 | 188 | 211 | 0 | 41 |
| 2024 | 30 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 170 | 311 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 13/01/2026 | vs Cranham Crusaders (Forfeit) |
0
6
|
| 06/01/2026 | vs Sex, Drugs and Carlton Cole |
3
6
|
| 16/12/2025 | vs MG FC |
1
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Unathletico madrid
22/04/2025 (Won 24 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Neville wears prada
04/06/2024 (Lost 2 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
Unathletico madrid
22/04/2025 (Won 24 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 23/07/2024 To 10/12/2024
Longest losing streak
14 From 10/12/2024 To 23/07/2024
Current League Stats (Romford Monday 7aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
