Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 15 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 42 | 20 | 3 | 19 | 199 | 186 | 0 | 63 |
| 2024 | 38 | 12 | 6 | 20 | 228 | 259 | 0 | 42 |
| 2023 | 24 | 8 | 2 | 14 | 137 | 168 | 0 | 26 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.00
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
ILFC
05/12/2024 (Won 12 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
ONION BAG FCC
24/04/2025 (Lost 3 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
ILFC
17/10/2024 (Won 13 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 29/06/2023 To 15/08/2024
Longest losing streak
13 From 22/02/2024 To 29/06/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday 5's 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5's 2023 | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 79 | 78 | 1 | 25 |
