Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 29 | 46 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 34 | 14 | 2 | 18 | 166 | 207 | 0 | 44 |
| 2024 | 37 | 12 | 6 | 19 | 184 | 224 | 0 | 42 |
| 2023 | 26 | 19 | 1 | 6 | 161 | 105 | 0 | 58 |
| 2022 | 29 | 12 | 2 | 15 | 127 | 157 | 0 | 38 |
| 2021 | 29 | 8 | 2 | 19 | 109 | 163 | 0 | 26 |
| 2020 | 22 | 5 | 1 | 16 | 90 | 149 | 0 | 16 |
| 2019 | 34 | 15 | 3 | 16 | 160 | 165 | 0 | 48 |
| 2018 | 46 | 24 | 6 | 16 | 258 | 228 | 0 | 78 |
| 2017 | 37 | 12 | 4 | 21 | 172 | 206 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 12/02/2026 | vs Onion Bag FC |
9
8
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs Athletic Bilbao (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs SOUTH LONDON THISTLE |
7
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Brixton Gas
04/09/2025 (Won 15 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE PLAYERS
27/10/2022 (Lost 1 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Brixton Gas
04/09/2025 (Won 15 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
24 From 18/05/2017 To 21/09/2017
Longest losing streak
24 From 21/09/2017 To 18/05/2017
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Spring league 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Spring league 2025 | 14 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 47 | 84 | -37 | 15 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
L
L
W
L
W
L
L
L
Results
| 10/07/2025 |
| 03/07/2025 |
| 26/06/2025 |
| 19/06/2025 |
| 12/06/2025 |
| 05/06/2025 |
| 29/05/2025 |
| 22/05/2025 |
| 15/05/2025 |
| 08/05/2025 |
| 01/05/2025 |
| 24/04/2025 |
| 17/04/2025 |
| 10/04/2025 |
