Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 45 | 14 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 46 | 37 | 2 | 7 | 463 | 221 | 0 | 113 |
| 2024 | 35 | 29 | 0 | 6 | 365 | 213 | 0 | 87 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.67
Recent results
| 12/02/2026 | vs BLAME IT ON DEBUCHY |
11
3
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs IT'S ME AHHH (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs STOKEALONA |
12
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
OATCAKES FC
10/07/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THERE'S LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET
14/09/2025 (Lost 2 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
OATCAKES FC
10/07/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
27 From 16/05/2024 To 08/08/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 08/08/2024 To 16/05/2024
Current League Stats (Winter Thursday 5's..)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Winter Thursday 5's.. | 13 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 97 | 68 | 29 | 28 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 04/04/2024 |
| 28/03/2024 |
| 21/03/2024 |
| 14/03/2024 |
| 07/03/2024 |
| 29/02/2024 |
| 22/02/2024 |
| 15/02/2024 |
| 08/02/2024 |
| 01/02/2024 |
