Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 17 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 33 | 25 | 1 | 7 | 389 | 275 | 0 | 76 |
| 2024 | 39 | 26 | 0 | 13 | 434 | 318 | 0 | 78 |
| 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 54 | 0 | 13 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 16.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 22/01/2026 | vs EUFC |
21
4
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs UTK FC |
13
4
|
| 08/01/2026 | vs Flexspace FC |
16
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Mean Machine FC
09/05/2024 (Won 18 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Pound 4 Pound
30/05/2024 (Lost 7 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
EUFC
22/01/2026 (Won 21 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 28/03/2024 To 07/03/2024
Longest losing streak
10 From 16/11/2023 To 28/03/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Winter 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Winter 2023 | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 90 | 63 | 27 | 22 |
