Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 67 | 36 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 26 | 20 | 1 | 5 | 299 | 205 | 0 | 61 |
| 2024 | 25 | 21 | 2 | 2 | 293 | 145 | 0 | 65 |
| 2023 | 19 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 182 | 151 | 0 | 28 |
| 2022 | 43 | 31 | 0 | 12 | 461 | 338 | 0 | 93 |
| 2021 | 15 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 148 | 152 | 0 | 21 |
| 2020 | 11 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 131 | 90 | 0 | 22 |
| 2019 | 39 | 29 | 3 | 7 | 529 | 265 | 0 | 90 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 15.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 10/02/2026 | vs Pleased to Michu |
13
6
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs Paradise Peninsula |
27
4
|
| 27/01/2026 | vs Tekkers Slovakia F.C |
5
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Half Pint United
16/07/2024 (Won 30 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Mildert FC
17/05/2022 (Lost 7 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
Half Pint United
16/07/2024 (Won 30 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
25 From 10/12/2019 To 28/05/2019
Longest losing streak
10 From 28/05/2019 To 10/12/2019
Current League Stats (Wednesday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Summer 5's | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 81 | 89 | -8 | 19 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
L
Results
| 25/08/2021 |
| 18/08/2021 |
| 11/08/2021 |
| 04/08/2021 |
| 28/07/2021 |
| 21/07/2021 |
| 14/07/2021 |
