Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2023 | 25 | 9 | 2 | 14 | 241 | 253 | 0 | 29 |
| 2022 | 25 | 9 | 2 | 14 | 193 | 262 | 0 | 29 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 12.67
Recent results
| 26/05/2022 | vs The Highlanders |
8
20
|
| 02/06/2022 | vs Amrit's Anal Beads |
6
18
|
| 09/06/2022 | vs Joel Corry FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Token FC
02/03/2023 (Won 20 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Ajax Your Trees Down
11/08/2022 (Lost 7 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
Token FC
02/03/2023 (Won 20 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 13/04/2023 To 27/04/2023
Longest losing streak
3 From 22/06/2023 To 13/04/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday League | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 90 | 119 | -29 | 12 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
L
L
L
W
W
W
Results
| 07/07/2022 |
| 14/07/2022 |
| 21/07/2022 |
| 28/07/2022 |
| 04/08/2022 |
| 11/08/2022 |
| 18/08/2022 |
| 25/08/2022 |
| 01/09/2022 |
| 08/09/2022 |
