Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 37 | 16 | 4 | 17 | 355 | 324 | 0 | 52 |
| 2024 | 35 | 18 | 1 | 16 | 330 | 293 | 0 | 55 |
| 2023 | 37 | 17 | 3 | 17 | 319 | 315 | 0 | 54 |
| 2022 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 61 | 77 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.67
Recent results
| 15/01/2026 | vs Arup (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 08/01/2026 | vs No Turkey United |
10
12
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs Charlie on a school night |
8
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
TROTTER FC
10/04/2025 (Won 24 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Spartak tesco
06/02/2025 (Lost 4 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
TROTTER FC
10/04/2025 (Won 24 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 27/04/2023 To 10/11/2022
Longest losing streak
12 From 10/11/2022 To 27/04/2023
Current League Stats (Thurs 5's Autumn 2022)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thurs 5's Autumn 2022 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 78 | 79 | -1 | 18 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
L
L
W
W
Results
| 17/11/2022 |
| 10/11/2022 |
| 03/11/2022 |
| 27/10/2022 |
| 20/10/2022 |
| 13/10/2022 |
| 06/10/2022 |
| 29/09/2022 |
| 22/09/2022 |
| 15/09/2022 |
